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Hello Kitty Braces
Hello Kitty tooth, the Hello Kitty retainers, the Hello Kitty tongue stud and the Hello Kitty tongue and lip tattoos. One would assume that these disasters would bring Hello Kitty fanatics to their senses and that they would realize that Hello Kitty does not belong anywhere near their mouth, but that would be making the terrible assumption that Hello Kitty fanatics have common sense. Thus someone thought that Hello Kitty braces would be a good idea.t’s more than a bit ironic that despite Hello Kitty having no mouth, she has quite an oral branding fixation. This irony is all the worse because the Hello Kitty oral branding tends to be some of the worst. It’s difficult to keep one’s sanity when you see things like the
Let me give you a little hint that will serve you well in life. If you see a cute girl and she smiles at you to reveal a set of Hello Kitty braces or if your current significant others says that she has to have these, turn around and run. Better yet, sprint as fast as you can. Failure to do so with result you wearing a Hello Kitty tuxwhile she walks down the aisle in a Hello Kitty wedding dresswhile you exchange Hello Kitty wedding rings. And that will only be the beginning of your Hello Kitty Hell… (Source)
Smitten Kitten: Reebok's Plush Hello Kitty Collection
Just found about Reebok’s new Hello Kitty collection! I actually have mixed feelings about it. If I were to get a pair, though, I’d probably get the pink ones.
Or, the white ones.
Just not the black ones! I don’t think black and Hello Kitty are a good combination. It makes Hello Kitty look all badass and evil, when she’s just supposed to be harmless and adorable! Haha. Or maybe that’s just me.
Anyway, these furry shoes cost around $150 a pair. Given the chance, would you actually wear them?
Towel, shoes and ribbon, and this is what you get!
(Source: nitrolicious.com)
Via Smitten Kitten
Originally marketed as a neck massager this was one of the cult Hello Kitty collectibles that could only be acquired in Japan. But a couple of things just didn’t seem to fit the whole neck massager model.
The first was the size and the shape. The second was the vibrating qualities. So that’s everything then.
Now this wasn’t the first time Hello Kitty had released ‘adult’ objects. But it was not until the neck massager started to show up in porn films that there was a reaction from the manufactures. Well they acted like they’d never heard of anything more shocking and pulled it from the market. Leaving thousands of Hello Kitty fans strangely dissatisfied and lonely…
But quelle surprise it’s back. And in even more colours – black being one.
Read more from the man who so hates his wife’s obsession with Hello Kitty that he set up a blog about it. (Source)
“Believe me, there is nothing more frightening that waking up in the morning, walking to the breakfast table still half asleep, sitting down only to have Hello Kitty face eggs staring back at you…” (Source)
$6,299 Hello Kitty Robot Babysitter
While $6,299 can buy you a boatload of Hello Kitty book bags, t-shirt and keychains, that small mountain of cash will only buy you one Hello Kitty Robot. Now up for preorder, the lovable robot can chat with a child in three different personality modes: as a close friend, with the family and as a guessing game. But that’s just the tip of the proverbial Hello Kitty iceberg.
Featuring face recognition through a CMOS sensor and voice recognition through a microphone, hopefully Hello Kitty will remember not to blurt your secrets to the first Aibo who crosses her path. Her face, whiskers and ribbons are equipped with LED lights, which (we’re guessing based upon vague description) alter states based upon identity recognition and/or Aibo seduction.
A moving head, arms and legs couple with a motion sensor…probably for cold, calculated robot hugs. And Hello Kitty appears to be an entertainment device with TV-Out and mouse compatibility…probably for cold, calculated robot brainwashing.
Though light on specifics, we think the website sums it up best with: “This is a perfect robot for whoever does not have a lot time to stay with child. Hello Kitty Robo can help you to stay with your child to keep them from being lonely.” Say no more, Hello Kitty Robot manufacturer. You had me at “I hate my child.” (Source)
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