Bacon and egg shoes (Source: migs88)
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“Bacon is good for me!” (from an episode of the show ‘Wife Swap’ on ABC - season 5, episode 18)
You never come between a chubby kid and his bacon.
If you keep eating BBMBs (Bacon, Bacon and more Bacon sandwiches) like that, you are definitely going to need a bigger belt. This soft vinyl Bacon Belt with metal buckle fits waist sizes 30” to 40” which should give you ample room to grow out your bacon belly. Isn’t it time you celebrated your girth with a belt that’s deserving of its place around your midsection? The perfect gift for the fashionable meat lover.
This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4” tall.
It’s a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2” x 1-1/2” x 1” bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.
Whether you yearn to eliminate unsightly debris from those hard-to-reach spaces between your teeth or you crave a splash of bacon zest to spice up a boring oral hygiene routine, these bacon-flavored toothpicks are for you. Arm yourself with invigorating pig freshness and the confidence that you can take on the world. The next time you pig out, you’ll be glad you have these flavorful slender sticks of wood by your side.
2 years ago
Rhonda Kave is known for her excellent lollipops. And for her adventures in bacon. It was only a matter of time before the magical beast found its way into lollipop form. (Source)
2 years ago
Candied Bacon Ice Cream
Because everyone likes bacon and there’s no reason to restrict its intake to breakfast, ice cream expert David Lebovitz experimented by making candied bacon ice cream. Considering that the resulting smoky/salty/cinnamon-tinged dessert got a thumbs up from his butcher, it seems that his recipe was a success. (Source)
The Wake N’ Bacon is an alarm clock that is mysteriously designed to do other things, namely; to wake up the user with the smell of freshly cooked bacon. Made out of wood and shaped like a pig, the Wake N’ Bacon Alarm Clock is guaranteed to get any bacon-lover out of bed, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed every morning. (Sources 1,2)
Squeez Bacon
A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube. Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends, is when Squeez Bacon® was born. And this delicious delectable from Sweden has finally been brought over to the USA - now with American Flavor!
We’ve been working for months now with Vilhelm Lillefläsk (yes, he still runs the company!) to bring Squeez Bacon® here, and boy are we proud. Why? Because Squeez Bacon® is simply the tastiest bacon food product ever made. Did you know that it’s rumored ABBA met while eating Squeez Bacon®sandwiches? And even IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad (we’ve heard) never travels without a case! He loves it on his American style meatballs. Ojojoj!
Vilhelm Lillefläsk’s Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon! You can put it on sandwiches, pizza, pastas, bacon, soups, pies, eat it hot or cold (warm Squeez Bacon® on toasted rye is to die for), substitute it for bacon in your recipes, or even eat it right out of the tube like we do! If it’s edible, it’s better with Squeez Bacon®. In the immortal words of Vilhelm Lillefläsk,“Aldrig kommer att ge dig upp!” Once you get a taste of Squeez Bacon®, you’ll know exactly what he meant. (Source)
